Embarrassing and True Stories — Part One (How to be free from the pee)

I should’ve turned into a serial killer — according to several psychological studies. I’m a white male, and I’d wet my bed since I was at least eight years old.

I hated it and every time it happened, I was mortified to wake in a soaking wet puddle. This happened at home and when I would spend nights sleeping over at a friend’s house. Can’t say I got many invites! I dreaded and feared spending overnight — lest I humiliate myself by pissing in the sleeping bag or spare bed.



This is what I do: I drink and I write things.

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